the-absolute-funniest-posts:

minun:

We need a first lady debate do you realize how sassy that would be

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

You know what I really want to happen?

the-fisher-queen:

oatmeal-nuts-andhalfabanana:

Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened in December. Like we should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grand kids stories about when we defeated the zombies. And we should write about it in history textbooks and say that people who deny that it ever happened just had their minds wiped by the aliens.

Oops I am nightblogging at 8:30.

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I’ve been using this site for 4 years.

so-dark-up-above:

disney-glee-nerd:

seekin-a-great-perhaps:

hippiesandgypsies:

If your parents ever walk into your room. 
Open this link.
Then pretend to type.
Instant Essay! 

this is the best thing ever

I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE

I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A COLDPLAY ESSAY PEOPLE OMG

WORKING ON AN ESSAY ABOUT THE CONTROVERSIAL EXISTENCE OF BLACKHOLES SO EXCITING

COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER

OH MY DEAR LORD ASDFGHJKLDTRFBGYUNJKM,ZSDRXCTFGVYBHNJKM,

OMG OMG TUMBLR STOP BEING PERFECT

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So…I had a dream that I married Josh Hutcherson…

coffeescentedeyelashes:

FUCK YEAH!!!! 

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